2008/01/12
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is... The job entails your getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair. Then rub in lotions so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you'd have
to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." "Oh why, is that where the job's at?" "No sir - that's the end of the applicant's line!"